Dobbies

garden centre where middle class halfwits come and ask for everything they buy to be wrapped in tissue paper.

"Hello, I work at Dobbies and I'm suicidal"

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"Can i take the next customer at this checkout please"
"Hi, you don't mind wrapping this mug, compost bag, barbecue and towel up in tissue paper do you? It's just I've got a long journey back home and I don't want them to break"
"Get bent, bitch."

by Bobogez May 17, 2007

Dobbie

One who likes apples.

Man, look at him over there eating apples. He's a total Dobbie!

by Riiiiiiny November 19, 2009

Dobby

Dob-by
dob-bee
verb. dobby'd, dobbying, dobbys.

When, during intercourse, the male finishes by climaxing into an old sock found on the floor, then throwing said sock at the female and loudly announcing her freedom for all the world to hear.

Man1: "Oh dude, so we were fucking and i was about to cum, and i saw an old sock on the ground, so i grabbed it, blew my massive wad on it and Dobby'd the fuck out of her."

Man2:"Did you remember to inform her of her freedom?"

Man1:"YEAH! It was hilarious, i was like;"YOU ARE NO LONGER SLAVE TO THE HOUSE OF MALFOY!!"

by MIKELEV February 24, 2011

Dobbie

This is a sexual practice involving a much older woman being taken doggy style by a young man while a much older man masturbates over them both.

Man, I was wrecked last night! I ended up doing a Dobbie with some old couple. I need to stop getting so mashed.

by TheLabMinion October 10, 2013

Dobby

Dobby is used to insult Trims or clothes

Oi my n word your crepes are dobby bruv

by Ksjsbsie July 30, 2019

Dobby

A girl who looks incredibly similar to a small, weird looking elf from Harry Potter.

That midget girl is Dobby don’t you think?

by grace2saucy July 22, 2021

Dobby

A cute and psycho dog. He likes to eat birds and rabbits.

Dobby is CUTE AND CRAZY

by IAdmitThatImAWhore July 09, 2019