do the doo doo

1. To defecate
2. To sodomise someone whose rectum is not empty

1. She's been in the toilet 10 minutes - I think she's doing the doo doo
2. I don't care if she's not ready - next time she bends over I'm gonna jump on her and do the doo doo

by Noxema-Tapioca May 5, 2009

do the doo

when gay guys are having butt sex and the guy craps on te guys dick

Joe:oooohooohhhh! aaaaaaaa godamit
aaron: wat
joe: u shat on my dick
aaron: fuck u, u asked to do the doo

by MADTV June 28, 2006

do the doo doo

To do the worst thing possible given a certain situation.

John:You let Mike borrow your car? Are you crazy?
Joe:He said it was an emergency. Relax. As long as he doesn't do the doo doo he'll be fine.

It is assumed that Mike drives recklessly. He would do the doo doo if he drove drunk or was speeding.

by 2014_chiguy April 11, 2007

Do the Doob

The action of smoking a doobie/joint.

"Hey, man wanna do the doob?"

by BlackLegion94 December 8, 2009

Do The Mario

A masterpiece of music, this is often credited as the best song created by human beings. Sung by lord and savior Lou Albano. Often, it helps cure depression and anxiety.

Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!

You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now!
Just like thaaaat!

by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

Do the dash

Getting outta there quick time

"do the dash then I go out my way" -Tay-k

by BigSmokes. October 14, 2017

Do The Roar

A scene from Shrek that is often quoted to motivate someone to do something.
A way of peer pressuring someone.

Do the roar! Do it.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020