Divortion

When a husband or wife kill their spouse.

Karen opted for a divortion instead of a divorce. She wasn’t about to pay that cheating scum bag a penny of alimony.

by Ms Jen April 4, 2020

Diversion

A distraction.

Bob Sagget: Look up there! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a diversion!

Bob Faggot: Where?!

by BOB OF SAGGET February 18, 2010

Divortion

When your parents get a divorce and an abortion

When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either

Ah man, I’m really depressed. My parents just got a divortion.

by bearXinsanity December 20, 2017

Diversion

facebook.com

facebook is the best diversion since myspace.

by FluxCapacitor9 April 1, 2009

Divortion

Combination of Divorce and Abortion.

see Scott Peterson

Scott Peterson divortioned his pregnant wife.

WOW,what a dick!

by that satanic cult bastard!!!!!! December 14, 2004

divortionists

Religious people who go against their religious teachings and mores to get divorced and abort their parenting mission to get away from problem children and problem marriages.

Noun, verb

The state of Utah has the highest rate of homeless gay youth due to divortionistsaborting their parenting duties.

by Freedom1234573 January 23, 2017

Cool kid diversion

When waiting in a line for a restroom, you realize the person in the restroom has been there too long, so you get out of line because you don’t want to be blamed by those behind you for the stink bomb previously left.

When one of the cool kids waiting for the plane bathroom realized someone has been in there long enough for a mondo dump, they did a cool kid diversion, got out of line and went to another bathroom.

by Fredish142 November 8, 2021