Diving Swan 

Cupping your hand in a swan beak like fashion in order to perform a more gentle anal fisting insertion.

When anal fisting your significant other, it is better to to use the Diving Swan approach for their comfort.

Diving Swan by analogfight July 11, 2010

Diving for pearls 

Performing oral sex on a female, eating out.
The "pearl" is the clitoris.

"I cant wait to go diving for pearls tonight"

Diving for pearls by LOGFLUME March 30, 2010

diving pelican

Must take place on a beach or surface where sand is present. The female is being fornicated doggy style when the male reaches up and pulls out her arms resulting in a face first impact on the sandy surface.

"Dude, I just diving pelicaned that ho so hard she lost three teeth."

diving pelican by PelicanMaster January 13, 2008

diving board 

The word often used to refer to the monstrously huge metal bumpers found on the BMW E30 3-series from 84-87. The e30s of the year 1988 also came with d-boards however they were slightly shorter and the plastic bumpers from the 89+ e30s fit without any modification.

If you have an older e30 the plastic bumper swap is not so easy and requires some alteration to fit but nonetheless can look stunning.

D-boards can also be tucked and/or painted. The tucking method involves the owner drilling the bumper shocks and compressing them to make the bumper shorter. Painting the d-boards is also a nice touch and prevents them from making small children cry during the daytime.

"There is a family having dinner on your diving boards."

"Put your sun-glasses on, honey. There's a mean set of boards up the road."

diving board by amaank January 21, 2006

diving into the red sea 

An act completed to earn your "Red Wings".

Eating a girl out during her period. Or to perform cunnilingus during the end of the monthly menstrual cycle when menstrual flow is present.

diving into the red sea by Mental Midget November 15, 2003

diving bridge 

stated by some chink named Joobie, meaning diving board

You can buy on the diving bridge

diving bridge by dbr May 19, 2004

Diving Almonds 

A moderate to brisk walk in an upward direction in attempt to burn off excess calories that were consumed in a corporate office building cafeteria.

"Hey Lynn, let's partake in some diving almonds after lunch in the stairwell!"

Diving Almonds by Oriental November 1, 2011