Ditzy McCumfuck 

- The lowest of the low.
- See "asshole", "shitstain"
- A mixture of being both an idiot and a prick.

Matt: I just found out that the girl who rejected me got cancer a few months ago! What a loser!

John: God you're such a Ditzy McCumfuck.

Ditzy McCumfuck by agoodusername May 25, 2021

ditzy artist 

An artist who is always sociologically clueless, and pretends(?) to act innocent, even when presented with the facts. Very eccentric. Often seen as dumb in the general public, but can create great peices of art.

"That guy that never talks streaked our school?"
"Yah, but he's not retarded - he's an artist."
"Ohhhhh, a ditzy artist?"
"Yah."

ditzy artist by the dip May 12, 2007

ditzy hooker 

a girl who wears too much makeup is a blonde wears slutty clothes diappears at nights is tired when she is paid. works as an apprentice to a hooker and has a dream to work at hooters!

o....my....god.....becky look at that ass she has got to be a hooker my lord its kristin she used to be a good girl yeah right! until 70's well we all knew what happened after that!!!!!!

ditzy hooker by emily July 6, 2004

Ditzy as a daisy 

verb - a genuinely smart indavidual who many yearn to have the same caliber of knowledge and smartness.

kelly is so smart and amazing and smart she's ditzy as a daisy

Ditzy as a daisy by terag July 5, 2012

Ditzy Spritzy

When you tie your dick up into a pretzel

Pravarsh doing the "Ditzy Spritzy" in the school bathroom

Ditzy Spritzy by Braden Fortson July 27, 2024

ditzy floral

A name for a popular fabric design with a usually white background and many randomly placed small colorful flowers. You would see this pattern on something light and fun like an Easter dress or your grandma's pillowcase

Ditzy floral

ditzy floral by Petrifiedchicken March 7, 2024

WIZLE or also known as DITZY Khalifa 

WIZLE Wi-z-uhl(noun)

A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die.

A White person with an IQ lower than 50 that is such a loser and takes on nigger qualities.

Better known as white trash.

"You should be friends with that person, they have the wizle"

"Hey Wizle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"

"WIZLE or also known as DITZY KHALIFA", will try to razzle dazzle you, but if you have any intelligence you will see right through them!

Don't act so khalifa! You have some intelligence, use it!

WIZLE or also known as DITZY Khalifa by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008