disturbed brat

A certain disturbed brat at the Headquarters of the United Nations: "How dare you?! You ruined my future corn crops!"

- "Who da hell dat disturbed brat is?"
- "Greta Thunberg, a climate horny Swedish school skipper."

by O. W. Tongueincheek January 19, 2022

disturbed one

A fan of the popular metal band Disturbed

We are the Disturbed Ones!

by The Disturbed One December 22, 2008

Vagina Distortion Field

Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.

Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."

Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."

Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."

Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"

<cue Kirk fight music>

by Bachelor boB January 17, 2012

Disturbed Aardvark

The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.

Damn that chick just took one hell of a Disturbed Aardvark.

by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

distortionist

A less biting, somewhat elegant and mystical sounding term used to describe a practiced liar.

At one time, before his traitorous cognitive decline, the Hitman in Chief was a most prolific and talented distortionist.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

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is simply destruction

Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth

Also known as "mdpope" Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth is a mixtape series of Gore,Scat Porn, Vomit Clips and other worse stuff.
this mixtape was created by "Thomas Extreme Cinemagore"and this film is considered by many to be one of the hardest to watch mixtapes
There exists a 5 Parts Of This (part 4 doesn't exist due to the creator saying it wasn't good) and each film gets worse and longer

Joe:hey bro what are watching tonight
Dave:we should watch this film called "Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth"
Joe:strange, never heard of it, lets watch it
After Watching
Joe:Dave you should kill you're self you disgusting human being

by PoopShitter United December 29, 2021