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Disquanamis

This food is very Disquanamis,

Mom,your looking very Disquanamis today!
by Axlnose February 14, 2020
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pre-disqualified

Usually a business prospect that you are thinking about doing business with then after some insightful thinking you disqualify them before even discussing business matters with them.

Could also be a potential boyfriend or girlfriend whom you like then before you even approach him/her you find out something awful about him/her that you cannot stand, you automatically disqualify them from being your boyfriend or girlfriend before you even talk to him/her.
John: " Look at that girl, isn't she hot?! I'd make her my wife."

James: " Yeah she is hot. You don't know Mary? She used to be a man then dated a rich guy who paid for her sex change."

John: What? For real? She is pre-disqualified then!
by bonchk August 1, 2010
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Disquesting

Someone who smokes cracks and rents apartments.
Holly is such a disquesting bitch.
by Jpduhh February 4, 2019
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dissues

The never ending pile of dishes in a single guy or girl's sink.

The food particles left on dishes, even after being cleaned in a dishwasher.
Warren would like to go to the party tonight, but he has dissues to take care of.
by constantineone December 30, 2014
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disqualify

v. To soil one's underpants.

("to shit yer shortz")

past tense: disqualified
the act of disqualifying: disqualification
Tom was trying to sneak a fart out of his arse, but ended up disqualifying.

"Man, I was in the back of my chevy necking with my girl the other night and attempted a one-cheek sneak. I started laughing so hard I disqualified on the spot."
by ButtFuzz November 19, 2003
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disquietude

Having the position that the current situation is untenable. The creation of a non quiet state. The disruption of one's "groove".
Dude, with all that Gregorian Chanting, you've filled my world with disquietude!
by AceTW September 26, 2004
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diasqueetes

A terrible medical condition brought about by suppressing too many squees.

Diasqueetes has been known to induce abdominal pain, depression, cancer, erectile dysfunction (in men AND women) and bad credit scores.

Incidentally, a simple prevention method also serves as the cure: speaking the word aloud is usually squee-inducing enough to relieve the condition.

See also diasqueetus.
When Transformers came out, I held back too many squees. I think I have diasqueetes.

*squee!*

...oh. Wait. Nevermind.
by agnomen June 11, 2008
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