Disphemism

The opposite of euphemism- an unfortunate or unpleasant term used where a much nicer one would easily work. Also- dysphemism.

Ever notice how Clark is prone to disphemism? He calls Clarice 'fat' when 'curvy' would work or how Clark calls Jason a dwarf even though 'short' would be more accurate.

by Mo Dixley October 8, 2005

simple dimplee poo

A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.

That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Mustard dispenser

The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.

I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.

by Shiconia August 26, 2010

dispensa

Spanglish for.Im sorry,excuse me,and or my bad.

Dispensa,i didnt mean to step on your shoes. Hey Carlos i slept with your wife dispensa ese.

by MAC KILLMAN, October 12, 2007

Dispeal

A fat ass Muslim discord admin that has no life

Y’all talkin bout ugly fat ass Muslims? I think y’all talkin about dispeal. Please refer to using his name.

by ! Codeine January 12, 2022

Bacon Dispenser

A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.

"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010

methane dispenser

n. derisive term for a human being. all humans release methane when they fart, therefore they are methane dispensers. get it? a farter. person. dude or dudette. breeder.

My friend is such a misanthrope that he refers to all people as "methane dispensers".

by Vernon Reed May 5, 2008