Disorienterror

The split second of sheer terror experienced upon waking up in a foreign location and or circumstance. Disorienterror is usually experienced following excess alcohol consumption and is heightened by awakening next to an unknown person(s) and or animal(s).

Bob awoke and screamed fearfully "where the fuck am I?!" as he was overcome with disorienterror.

Disorienterror overwhelmed Wendy as she woke up between a large man and a donkey.

by Paul = PK March 29, 2008

Disorientated

Disorientated is one of the most common misspellings of disoriented. And it sounds really nasty and uneducated.

Pete: "I was so disorientated!"
Nelly: "You mean, disoriented!"

by Shulian February 15, 2010

disorientated

The illiterate form of disoriented, uttered by those who find language disorienting.

Dang! If I woodiv lernt to reed I woodent bee so disorientated.

by Jeff Lyons September 22, 2007

disorientated

The incorrect word that Bear Grylls feels he needs to use way too often on Man Vs. Wild instead of disoriented.

"I met a family recently who had been caught in a huge avalanche and when it stopped they were completely disorientated and had no idea which way was up and which way was down."

by McMandar April 3, 2010

disorient express

the short bus. bus used to transport mentally or physically disabled persons

i got almost got run over by the disorient express in front of the tard yard!

by valvespout August 29, 2005

disorientled

A go-go bar patron in Asia - usually Thailand or the Philippines - that can't decide which lovely lady to bar fine.

Dude, I'm totally disorientled!!! There are so many hotties on that stage that I can't decide which one to bar fine... so I guess I'll take those two ;-P.

by jffa April 14, 2010

Disorienteated

Having breasts that are uneven, lopsided, or otherwise not symmetrical.

Hey, one of her boobs is bigger than the other. I guess you could say she's 'disorienteated!'

by johnxtampa January 18, 2009