Dislexus

A luxury car for those who signal left, and turn right.

by Wizard November 9, 2001

dislec

A person who has never been to Disneyland.

Psychotherapist: "Have you ever been to Disneyland?"
Patient: "No I have not. I am a dislec. Due to this I carry around deep sadness and shame. When my boyfriend mentions he went to Disneyland twice I want to stab him with a fork. I love him dearly but I want to destroy his joyful memories of dancing with Micky and Goofy."

by plim100 September 30, 2011

Dislove

To hate yet love something

John: Man I hate yet love this meme
Bill: You're retarded, It's I dislove this meme. You plebian

by persontheguy123 November 6, 2018

Disloyal

The person you trust fucks you over.

Alex- He really fucked me over. I trusted him.
Alexa- Yeah, he’s really disloyal

by Dickinmybootiehole November 16, 2019

Joint dislocation

Dislocation occurs when bones in a joint become displaced or misaligned. It is often caused by a sudden impact to the joint. The ligaments always become damaged as a result of a dislocation.

Man 1: Ohhh dude did you see the joint dislocation on Harry's finger at basketball?

Man 2: Oh man, that shit is painful.

by gillygil14 April 13, 2011

Directional Dislexia

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

dislexic shocker

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink

Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker

by pef June 11, 2006