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"So I's walkin' down DISCREET when ... Niggacadabra !! A whole book of gift coupons from Popeye's just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes!"
by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006
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discreetion

Noun - When a person attempts to be discreet but accidentaly leaves a trace of 'something' (usually a bodily solid, liquid or gas) behind.
1. "That hot girl in the mini left that brown discreetion on your couch!"

2. "I know I inturupted my boss while he was masturbating. I shook his hand and there were discreetions..."
by Takes-Shit-Standing July 18, 2012
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Discreet Encounters

Another way of saying to go have gaysex
I'm gonna go have Discreet Encounters now
by discreet December 5, 2003
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Ninja Discreet

being extra careful about doing something. You are discreet, but to the umphteenth degree. Like Asians. And discreet Asians would be ninjas, right?
Cass: Man, boys are so lucky. They can scratch whatever they want, whenever they want. WHEVER they want.

Me: Us girls can, too. However, since we are ladies *holds up a pinky* we must be ninja discreet about it. Observe. *looks to the left, then to the right before scratching boob*
by MyNameIsChachi March 16, 2013
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Discretely Breaking Stereotypes

A non-profit organization to do exactly what the title says. Some of their main focuses is too bring awareness and teach others how to avoid stereotypes. For an example, teenagers can learn how to speak without confusing the recipient or make will with their daily actions without being too stubborn.
“Ben, did you hear about Discretely Breaking stereotypes? They totally helped me to speak clearer and be courageous!”
by starcrossed March 11, 2019
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discreet greet

When two people are walking down the street and the two don't now how to acknoledge each other. One invariably says hi or how are you AS they pass and you have to pause turn around and yell a response or look like an ass for not saying anything.
*as passing* "hey"

*pauses.. turns* "uhh.. hey!"

what a discreet greeting bastard
by JackVicious June 12, 2009
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Discreet sir

A person that is a man and is cool but also not cool but mostly cool
by Babysharkdoodo June 16, 2021
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