disastrophe

A situation or event which scores, in severity, between disaster and catastrophe on the problem scale.

When Maddy realised, after a night of crying about her latest failed relationship, that she had an important Physics test the following day, she declared the situation a disastrophe, and continued sobbing.

by gangstayo December 29, 2009

disastrophe

a cross between a disaster & a catastrophe. The ultimate wreck!

Don't come in! My place is a total disastrophe! Or that drunk chick is a mess! She's a disastrophe waiting to happen!

by chocolate chick76 October 30, 2009

Disasterocks

A cool ginger guy who uses the internet. Most people see him as an idiot, yet he is one of the hottest guys in your area.

Wow! He's just like disasterocks!

by MucusLukas December 18, 2022

disastrophe

A situation so hideous that it exceeds the definitions of both "disaster" and "catastrophe", thereby necessitating the use of a hybrid.

Sara: How was that new hair place?

Nico: It was a total disastrophe - the guy wanted to give me an ironic perm. Ugh, Williamsburg.

by nwags December 19, 2011

Disasteroid

An asteroid large enough to destroy some or all life on earth, were it to actually *hit* the earth.

We just had a near miss, a disasteroid bigger than the one that killed the dinosaurs passed between the earth and the moon yesterday!

by Jerome March 18, 2004

disastrous

A disaster of a certain magnitude in a sense. Can be used in the upmost dire situations. Relative to oneself usually in a sense

A Disastrous weather event, “life throws you a curveball”.

by Lolz for dayz August 15, 2019

Disastrophe

A hybrid combination of the words "disaster" and "catastrophe" used in any situation that requires a little extra intensity.

A: Have you heard Apache Thundersnow's new single?

R: I haven't, is it any good?

A: No, it's a disastrophe! Their debut single "I'm Hardcore" was so much better...

by A.Lep March 6, 2011