Dirty Crazy John

When ones Penis is so large when he gets an erection it caused them to pass out.

Chris, had a dirty crazy john so he passed out cold.

by Crazyjohn1911 April 30, 2024

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John's dirty laundry

When you take a dirty sock, ball it up, and shove it in a girls ass. You then take it out, put it on your dick and then proceed to fuck her pussy.

"Hey Man, I heard from nancy that you gave her a John's dirty laundry." "You bet your ass I did...get it...ass."

by Michael David December 1, 2006

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A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.

That man is a dirty Johnny that every dad wants for his daughter to marry.

by Latinthrowdown June 17, 2019

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Dirty Johnny

When a man takes his penis and pushes it into a wet pussy, takes it out, and takes her cum and makes her eat it. Usually, he will cum into her mouth at this point.

Johnny(duh)pumped into Delilah and pulled out, smearing her cum over her tongue and came himself. (A dirty Johnny)

by cheezwhiz August 13, 2007

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Dirty Johnson

1) Ditching a dance or formal event in order to go to a romantic escapade involving sexual activities.

2) When a woman named Sydney Johnson goes down on you.

3) To have anal intercourse in the bathroom.

"Oh man! Joseph gave Kara a Dirty Johnson at prom!"

"Oh man, she gave me the best Dirty Johnson last night!"

He wanted to have sex but she just wanted a Dirty Johnson.

by Sex Monster January 21, 2008

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