Ignoholic Dipshittery

A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.

James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."

John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."

Ignoholic Dipshittery by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016

dipshitidiot 

1. A person who knowingly or unknowingly, aggrevates,annoys,or otherwise pisses off another person by being ridiculously stupid.

2. a person who says or does something silly or outlandish that causes another to shake their head in amusement.

The dipshitidiot needs to use his turn signal when he turns!

When asked for her drivers license, my sister the dipshitidiot handed the police officer her JC PENNEYs charge card.

dipshitidiot by OhioNana February 20, 2011

dipshitbigot 

A person who pretends to be egalitarian but his or her actions and views contradict the ideology. This person takes being a dipshit to a new level.
See DeBlasio

This dipshitbigot loves inviting African Americans to his home but when they accept he says he caught the flu.

dipshitbigot by ForErv July 7, 2018

Dipshitarian 

1. A special kind of dipshit. One that believes facts are useless, research a waste of time and arguments futile. They take being a dipshit to a new level, and make it a calling. Potential for a third party in the presidential election.

2. See 'Gary Johnson'

Did you hear that guys argument about social security? He had NO facts. What a great dipshitarian

Dipshitarian by CallingOutDipshits December 30, 2016

Dipshit Dynasty 

When the lack of intelligence passes from one generation to another.

AD says, "Holy shit that boy is such a dumbass." "Just like his father, it's a real dipshit dynasty," exclaims Josh.

Dipshit Dynasty by Bandwagoneer49 January 25, 2013

a dipshit 

Someone who is really stupid and annoying.

George your a dipshit

a dipshit by Refraction2 June 11, 2019

social dipshitting 

An act of defiance during a state of global pandemic where irresponsible mouth breathers gather in large numbers and close proximity to one another to unnecessarily scream catch phrases, slogans and racist slurs into each others face orifices in effort to prove who the biggest Covidiot is before they all spread the virus to their unsuspecting friends, relatives and neighbors.

Can you believe all of those people social dipshitting with each other in that crowded pool bar? They are surely endangering our society like only absolute dipshits would do.

social dipshitting by DrumsRFun June 30, 2020