Ill be dipped

A phrase used mostly by red necks and hillbillies when surprised or after learning, realizing, or discovering something they didnt expect, good or bad. "Ill be dipped" is usually said at the time of the discovery and explained to his redneck buddy's shortly after.

Carl: ill be dipped
Stan: what?
Carl: I just found my ole tackle box
Stan: well ill be dipped! let's go fishing

by Asa1991 June 9, 2014

I'll be dipped in shit

Redneck or hillbilly surprise. My dad used to say it when he was surprised!

Me: Dad, I got an A on my english test and I didn't even study.

My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!

by Scrappydoodle February 3, 2009

dipped

When you run from someone or something.
Created By Henry
verb

The kid dipped away from the house when they where ding-dong-ditching.

by Hank J. White October 28, 2012

double dipped

Past tense of dipping a chip twice into dip.

from Seinfeld:
"Did you just double-dip that chip?"
"Excuse me?"
"You double-dipped the chip."
"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again."
"So?"
"That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it."

by johnny December 24, 2003

Triple Dipple Triangle

A sexual act involving a man, woman and a double ended dildo. As sexual intercourse ensues the man takes the double ended dildo and puts one end in the woman's anus and the other end in his, then proceeds to carry in with intercourse by inserting his penis into her vagina and thus creating a triangle shape between the three points of entry.

Last night I did a Triple Dipple Triangle with the Mrs and we both came so hard, it was a complete mess.

by I_Am_Potato November 12, 2019

triple dipped

The name in which you will call an african american that has extreme dark skin.

Hypothetically all black people are dipped into a chocolate vat at birth to determine how dark the color of their skin will be. Most black people would be considered double dipped. The unlucky son of a bitches who gets dipped a third time and become much more darker than your average black man are called "triple dipped".

Dusty: Oh, look how dark that black guy's skin is.
Theo: Yeah, that mother fucker been triple dipped!

by STCbeehive December 9, 2013

Ill be dipped in shit

A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.

Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!

by jeepguy73 May 27, 2010