dinged

To be charged. Usually without prior notice.

"I just got my cable bill and they dinged me for pay per views I didn't order!"

by voodoo122 August 2, 2005

Dented Bugle

It is the same as a rusty trombone with the trombone player reaching between the guy's legs and flicking the recipient in the ball-sack from behind.

He was all prepared to bust a nut and then she finished him off with a Dented Bugle.

Rusty Trombone

by sandpiper313 May 25, 2012

Dinged It Off

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.

Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"

by Oblivicho February 15, 2015

Dented can

When someone appears perfect or to have it "all together" like a perfectly placed can on the grocery shelf...but then when you look closer at the can you see its riddled with hidden dents.

Stacy always acts like she is so much better than everyone but she stays in every weekend eating ice cream and crying while watching Bridget Jone's Diary...what a dented can!

by Kerrie Z July 15, 2011

dinked

to be shot in the head in cs, and often not resulting in death because it was a wall shot and/or it was a weak gun

ROFL u just got dinked with a glock

by Silence is Golden August 30, 2005

Zynga-dicted™

Zynga-dicted™ (ZIN-guh-DIC-ted), adj., is a de facto trademark of Zynga, Inc. It describes someone who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.

see also,

ZyngAddict™ (ZINg-AD-dict), n., a person who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.

Note the adjective has only one "d".

Oh, man, he doesn't work, bathe, or go outside. He must be Zynga-dicted™.

I'm tired of all the ZyngAddicts™ on Facebook. All they do is SPAM that fucking nonsense all over my nice neat wall. I had to ban all those God Damn ZyngAddicts™.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 19, 2010

Dented

The act of becoming so drunk that everything becomes one incomprehensible streak of madness where you are unaccountable for everything that you do.

Hey Paddy do you want to get completely dented this Friday?

by WillyCal January 6, 2012