dinosaur

The dinosaurs could have died out from a meteor or an ice age. but the real reason they died out was from having to much oral sex. this period of time was called the felacious period. dinosaurs would engage in oral sex at every oppurtune moment, instead of having regular sex to continue the population. it wasnt all in the same species sometimes the larger dinosaurs would be plaesured by the smaller ones in what was known as 'interacial hardcore midget gangbangs'. This theory is supported by all the dinosaur skelotons that have been found in the 69 position and also why there are no dinosaurs left today. the mating call most commonly used by dinosaurs was "do you want a blow job?" the reply to this was normally "yes, you bitch"

tyranosauros with a diplodocous (thunder lizard) engaging in oral sex, tricerotops asks "can i join to?" orgy insues, dinosaur orgy that is

by Jon2 September 8, 2006

Dinosaur

Extinct creature that used to terrorize the prehistoric land, and now terrorize the hearts of modern people.

The ride became more frightening with the appearance of the dinosaur.

by the mummy October 31, 2009

dinosaur

1. a person or organization with very old-fashion values

2. something obsolete, especially a machine

I don't think that dinosaur will help us much.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2011

Dinosaur

A species that no longer exists due to Chuck Norris sneezing.

When Chuck Norris sneezed, the dinosaurs died and the Ice Age started.

by Holden Kemper July 5, 2009

Dinosaur

To describe something that is good, or cool.

That was fucking dinosaur, like.

Sky's lawyers are fucking dinosaur!

by Andy_Gray January 27, 2011

Dinosaur

1) A reptile that lived millions of years ago in the Mesozoic Era

2) A FREAKING HUGE MAN-EATER THAT RIPS DOWN BUILDINGS AND EATS PEOPLE AND PETS AND STOMPS ON EVERYTHING

1) The dinosaur circled around its prey, waiting to strike.

2) The dinosaur slashed into the side of a skyscraper and picked up several people and ate them in one bite.

by draco45 August 16, 2011

Dinosaur

A person with a very old type of mindset or personality that should have gone extinct or died out long ago.

Modern Day Barbarian guy: "ONLY STRONG PEOPLE SHOULD RULE! WAR IS GOOD, PROVES WHO IS STRONGER AND DESERVES TO RULE! PEACE IS FOR WEAK PEOPLE! STUPID WEAK POLICE, LAW AND THINKING SYSTEM!"

Civilized guy: Wow a dinosaur, I thought that this type of barbarian person should have died out long ago. An ancient times relic! Wow truly amazing! Don't hate on him guys, this type of species of person should have died out long ago!

by MarxistPhilosopher November 10, 2014