Dingleshard

A dingleshard is a shattered dinglespackle that used to be a dingleberry until it was sat on & squished, & is pokey & itchy.

If you've ever sat down & felt a poke or 2 in your bum, that was a dingleshard.

by TwampDog December 4, 2018

Dinglestank

Someone who is really fucking retarded and should be euthanized.

My friend Aidan is a fucking Dinglestank

by BungusBorp February 12, 2019

Donglesnarf

When you snort a line of cocaine off of somebody else's genetalia.

The college students were donglesnarfing too much and got caught by the cops.

by Daisy Doooooks September 27, 2019

dinglenipple

1. A nipple that hangs from a solitary hair.
2. Slang for a foul smelling, typically unattractive person.

1. I bet that bitch has dinglenipples. Eww.
2. Fran's mother-in-law stinks really bad. She's a dinglenipple.

by Scwib December 20, 2008

dinglesnipe

to swipe or get an item before someone else, to dinglesnipe an item.

when getting the last good seat before someone else you would say you dinglesnipe it

by geha March 27, 2010

danglysnapper

The missing piece that keeps your ethernet cord jammed in place.

Oh no! My danglysnapper! How will I ever get a consistent internet signal as I move around with my laptop again!

by Lobontraul May 13, 2010

Dinglesnot

When a wet turd is transfered from your butthole to your taint by way of fart causing an uneasy feeling in public.

As I was swinging my golf club, I passed gas discreetly. Seconds later I felt a wet dinglesnot in my taint. I rushed to the woods with my golf towel and dropped my trousers and wiped the dinglesnot away.

by fonzy182 September 7, 2009