polka dot ding dong

1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.

John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.

by pudding face mcgee October 16, 2006

Ding ding ding

Top of morning

Ding ding ding top of morning

by DatGuy Miller October 11, 2019

ding dong Johnson

A term for a long home run in baseball. Pedro Martinez originally coined the term.

Cespedes hit a loooonnnnnggggggg ding dong Johnson!!!!!!!

by dingdongJohnsons August 17, 2019

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

ding ding ding!

Right! You are correct!

Meant to replicate the sound from a game show when the contestant has answered the question correctly.

So, you screwed her last night, right?

Ding ding ding!

by bhobson333 July 12, 2006

ding dong song

A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.

Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.

by çmébort November 17, 2013

Ding Dong Head

It is when someone is an idiot. You can ring their head like ringing a door bell and they are so stupid nothing will answer.

E.g. Yer man don't listen to Steve he is a ding dong head.

by A xoxo March 6, 2018