dilemmon

A particularly sour situation one does not want to deal with.

My granddad can't seem to understand that his new little girlfriend is playing him for his money. He's bought her two cars, already. It's a real dilemmon.

by Disgruntled_Celtic_Guardian May 8, 2011

Arssi's Dilemma

A difficult situation where a decision to commit must be made between two women one is dating simultaneously in which one woman is angelic and the other is demonic.

Person 1: Man, I can't decide which girl to commit to, one is super nice but the other is a freak!
Person 2: Yeah man, sounds like you got yourself a real Arssi's Dilemma.

by DestTheBest May 29, 2018

front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

by Word Bendo April 13, 2011

dilemma

A difficulty in choosing between options

Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.

by Jessika Perey February 27, 2008

Dildamesh

(dildo + gilgamesh)dx = dildamesh

i.e. The derivative of dildo & dildamesh.

you'll have SO MUCH dildamesh collette

We refer to star wars droid tanks as dildamesh

by Rockstar_pete_wvss May 2, 2011

Smoker's Dilemma

The situation where any given smoker is driving while smoking, during a down pour of rain. The smoker is faced with the choice of either getting rained on or rolling up the window and suffocating themselves.

Ole Sharon was needing her nicotine dose when she was incoherently faced with the "Smoker's Dilemma". She rolled her window up to avoid ruining her mullet perm and later suffocated in the car.

by Clintawesome August 24, 2010

Ass-Wiper's Dilemma

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...

What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.

by YAWA March 11, 2019