starbucks dieter

an overweight starbucks patron usually dressed in sweatpants and 3xx Tshirt who orders a non fat latte with a shot of caramel and whipped cream and a blueberry muffin

it looks like a starbucks dieter convention in here today

by bangalore bob October 3, 2014

Five-Finger Dieter

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.

"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020

Felix & Dieter

The act of one person (I.E Felix) to beat down on another person (I.E Dieter)

Felix grabbed Dieter by the throat and slapped him a couple of times just for show, then slammed the student’s face into the heavy tabletop.

"Don't make me go Felix on your arse"


"he's gonna do a Dieter on him"

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

Dietary Viber

A dietary viber is someone who feeds of off some else's vibes.

Steve: Man, Cool Joe is so rad! Look at all of those dudes taking in his dietary viber.
Mark: Steve, how could you not take in his vibe?

by PWS27 April 27, 2017

Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.

After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.

by M Mac April 18, 2010

determined look

The look you have on your face when you go to a field party and do a keg stand in your 20 year old letterman jacket.

Oh my god that guy is walking into beef O’Bradys with a determined look.

by Ballerassboii August 24, 2018

Gastronomical determinism

Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.

The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.

by Dan's Dictionary October 9, 2008