Disneyland Inch

The extra mark-up on Disneyland (and other) products that change an expensive but reasonable ass-raping purchase to an insulting and humiliating ass-raping purchase. Excessive profiteering that ultimately results in the loss of the sale.

I was willing to bend over to buy the Indiana Jones Hat, but the bastards added the Disneyland Inch. I couldn't justify getting ass-raped that extra inch, so I didn't buy it.

Disneyland Inch by Petros March 10, 2004

Disneyland

Back in the day, Disneyland had you buy tickets according to the things you wanted to see, and it's prices were extremely affordable - rather than a whole month's salary as they are now. However, once Walt Disney died, the theme park started to go down hill from there.

This is how we have arrived at a theme park that claims to be the happiest place on Earth, yet:

1) Over populates the park by 3 times as much people as should be allowed in, effectively ensuring your elbow will be touching someone else's elbow for the next 10 hours.

2) Overprices EVERYTHING. From tickets that are near a hundred dollars a piece, to food and merchandise that is 5 times the price it should be, if you have money to burn, Disney can do that for you.

What is Disneyland?

The greediest place on Earth.

Disneyland by Tyrannosaurus Flex June 26, 2014

disneyland

a place in the usa that everykid dreams off

i went to disneyland

disneyland by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Disneyland

The happiest place in the entire world; life, the universe, and everything; Walt's perfect/utopian kingdom in which everyone may be happy; the last hope for goodness in the world

I want to go to Disneyland everyday of my life because it is simply the BEST!!!!

Disneyland by "Partners" May 26, 2008

Disneyland Dragster 

(noun); Motorised mobility chair most commonly used by greedy middle class honkeys to extort sympathy from honkey park owners in order to accelerate their fat family's ascent through lines for rides.

'Dude, I was waiting in line for Space Mountain and some fat bitch and her fat family cut the line with a Disneyland Dragster! I was pissed, dude.'

Disneyland Dragster by gill-christless January 10, 2008

disneyland hands 

A symptom of going disneyland. Visitors to disneyland will get disneyland hands by the end of the day. The term is a reference for the layer of dirt and filth that has gathered on your hands from resting your own hands on railings, trees, ride harnesses, and small children. Your hands will require at least three solid washings to remove symptoms of disneyland hands. Keep hands away from eyes and mouth while at disneyland.

After a long stay at disneyland, I was afraid to touch my family with my disneyland hands for fear that they would catch an infectious disease.

disneyland hands by Ralphette September 1, 2008

Going to disneyland 

Going into rehab? Going into a psychiatric hospital?

To avoid stigma tell your family or friends you're going to disneyland!

I haven't been feeling well so to cheer myself up I'm going to disneyland.

Going to disneyland by SweatyGulag October 23, 2017