When someone in the online gaming community is such a dipshit existing words are unable to capture how truly ridiculous they are. They exhibit complete inability to separate real life from their gaming persona.
Noun: dickwomble
Verb: dickwombling
Noun: dickwomble
Verb: dickwombling
by HzA Sin September 20, 2018
Get the dickwombling mug.Similar to a dickhead, but more repulsive; Often used to describe a person in authority who is generally a terrible human being. Common dickworts are trigger happy cops who think all blacks are drug dealers; or unhappy, bad teachers who cite you as late for not being seated right as the bell rings. However, a dickwort can also be snotty little brother, or a fellow employee who smells and lies behind your back.
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Dickworm can be defined as a parasitic infection that grows on the shaft of a mans penis. It is often greenish yellow to complete yellow in colour and can itch or burn on contact. Dickworm often takes form in small spots or one single large spotted infection.
Dickworm is primarily caused by improper Asian blowjob technique or by masturbation with metal cleaning liquids. Rarely dickworm can be found on a joanzburged dog or the dogs master. (From prolonged contact with dog)
There are two treatment techniques for dickworm:
A) Anal sex has been known to remove dickworm completely
B) Rub olive oil on your shaft, then shred the infected spot raw with a cheese grader. This will almost always destroy the infection.
Dickworm is primarily caused by improper Asian blowjob technique or by masturbation with metal cleaning liquids. Rarely dickworm can be found on a joanzburged dog or the dogs master. (From prolonged contact with dog)
There are two treatment techniques for dickworm:
A) Anal sex has been known to remove dickworm completely
B) Rub olive oil on your shaft, then shred the infected spot raw with a cheese grader. This will almost always destroy the infection.
"Oh my god, that guys cock has dickworm!"
"I pulled it out, and he had fuckin dickworm!"
"I got head from that fuckin lee-lee sucklow girl, she gave the worst BJ ever..I busted in her right eye and the next day I see symptoms of fuckin dickworm, not again!"
"I pulled it out, and he had fuckin dickworm!"
"I got head from that fuckin lee-lee sucklow girl, she gave the worst BJ ever..I busted in her right eye and the next day I see symptoms of fuckin dickworm, not again!"
by Jim Blackness December 28, 2005
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by Merrill Chanel May 14, 2004
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"oh, im a dickwarmer."
"wtf? what the hell is that?"
"I warm dicks."
"oh cool, how much does it pay?"
"nothing"
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"wtf? what the hell is that?"
"I warm dicks."
"oh cool, how much does it pay?"
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"fuck you fagget"
by jeffd7765 June 27, 2008
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