dicknana

a banana-like dick.

Hey, look at Bokaty, she's got a huge dicknana, it's so curvy and yellow.

by darkxsun December 9, 2008

Dicktance

The distance of penis that has been through a womans vagina

(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance

This bitches dicktance is like 8 miles.

by Vannyerd December 20, 2015

dicksand

The attention a man gives you to make you forget about who you are, and everything else. You are completely blinded from all facts and are just thriving to be in a relationship.

From the movie 'How to be Single' (2016)

Sasha: I thought Lila was coming out with us tonight?

Jade: She got trapped in Porters dicksand.

by jade6ix August 24, 2016

dickhand

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.

Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?

by RaFF-L September 3, 2003

dickvine

The word-of-mouth about mens' penises. The grapevine, but for dicks.

I heard through the dickvine that Joey over there's a pretty tiny customer.

by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

dickwang

An especially stupid person

Bloody Hell you are a complete dickwang

by TheHoon May 14, 2009

Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.

Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern

by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011