Dicktard

Someone that is both a dick and a retard/ the words “dick” and “retard” combined. When someone does something stupid and incredibly dick-like at the same time

“Dude you’re such a dicktard”

by yogurtwater August 30, 2019

Dickture

Dick picture, picture of one's penis.

"How big is it? Send me a dickture."

"You should see the dickture he snapped me today."

by Kellstar1 June 2, 2014

dickture

A picture of your dick

Hey look, Rob just posted a dickture on his myspace, only a matter of time until he gets deleted.

by Jason Lasik October 14, 2005

Dick Turd

When someone fucking annoying that you want to get rid of them the same you would a turd i.e pushing that bitch out as hard as you can when you are constipated but as fast as you can ejaculate.

"you seen that bitch over there...her name Destiney?"
"Oh my god that thot is such a dick turd!"

by Socratic Sarcasshole March 2, 2015

Dicktard

A person who is such a dick and stupid that a whole new word had to be made to insult he or she.

Tom: Dude remember the time I feel off the roof and into your car.

Jerry: Yeah, dicktard.

by Danile Redundant December 7, 2010

dicktard

The combination of dick and retard.

OMG, I can't believe he did that. He's such a dicktard !

by fitch fanatic July 31, 2008

Dicktard

A Insult used in extreme cases in which one insult would not be enough.

Dave:Hi George ive been playing that new game thats come out.
George:Oh! its shit

Dave:How is it you Dicktard.

by pricey987 August 15, 2012