When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick
Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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by Willie shaverpus December 11, 2022
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Milgred preferred guys with stinky dicktocks to regular cock and balls.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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dicktorus
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1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.
2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.
3) A dirty vagina
2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.
3) A dirty vagina
1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'
2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'
3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'
2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'
3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009
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Mario: Bend over and I will make your ass bleed, vato!
Jess: Oh Mario, I will always be your Dickhouse!
Mario: Bend over and I will make your ass bleed, vato!
Jess: Oh Mario, I will always be your Dickhouse!
by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004
Get the Dickhouse mug.Jamal is a fine ass brother, but Shanikwa refused to fuck with him after she got a whiff of his dicktosis.
by H-Squared April 20, 2008
Get the dicktosis mug.A dickhouse is a slang for the word ''boxer'' or ''drawer''. Underwear used to cover the lower part of the body.
by HatemX November 30, 2016
Get the dickhouse mug.a scale used to rate the hotness of women. The scale ranges from 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest most fugly bitch ever seen and 10 being the hottest slut ever. The scale is not uniform and therefore can be used to fit everyone's individual life style. What you may think is a 10 may not be another individual's 10.
Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"
by Jerome Cocksmith aka JR August 24, 2009
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