Dickiedoo

The stomach on a man that so big it sticks out further than his erect penis

how can he pee with that big ass dickiedoo

by Toi October 27, 2006

Dickturd

After having anal sex, when a penis becomes plugged with feces, and subsequently "poops" the feces out either during ejaculation or while urinating. Dickturds look similar to hamster turds, and are usually layered in a fashion similar to the buildup of dough in a straw after pressing the straw in the dough multiple times. Dickturds are commonly associated urinary tract infections.

Chaz had to poop, but he didn't tell Trit. So, after banging Chaz in the ass, Trit trit left a dickturd in Chaz's ass when he came. Trit got a urinary tract infection the next day.

by KanadaJayhawk August 28, 2013

Dicktised

The use of graffiti to deface an object with pictures of penises. usually multiple pictures of various shapes and sizes.

"Ah bladdy hell, who dicktised my locker?"

"wow look at the size of that one"

by twinkle k March 14, 2009

Dickture Message

a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.

Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross

by zac archer April 18, 2010

dickcited

Excited for dick

I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!

by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017

Dickbird

to be dickbirdy, to act like a dickbird aka douchepop, shittits. To act aloof like a lost mule in search of berries. To be generally lacking anything of use, help, or positive impact

A terrible lifting contraption designed to frustrate and possibly kill its occupants if neophytes. Most often found in the blazing sun during late july.

Stop being such a dickbird you dickbirdy mess up.

That is such a dickbird, i wish that didnt exist.

I got the damn dickbird stuck again i am going to kill myself.

by Big Allio August 20, 2008

dickted

pronounced dik-tid

-adjective
usually describes a woman who is "addicted" to having sex with a certain man due to his expertise in sexual activity.

Woman 1: "Girl you need to leave Tyrone alone. He ain't no good."

Woman 2: "Girl I can't leave him. He too good in bed. He got me dickted."

by KewTy January 2, 2010