Dicktard

The term to describe a man who is unable to achieve an erection and is therefore incapable of pleasing a woman.

Woman 1: How was last night with Joe?
Woman 2: Man, that was horrible, he is a dicktard.

by jimbo dan May 17, 2007

dicktard

A person in a temporary to permanent state of diminished mental capacity, brought on by their preoccupation with a man/dick.

"I was going to invite mom over for dinner but she started dating some guy. I can't deal with her when she's being such a dicktard."

by Chris_Z September 26, 2005

dicktard

Someone who is both a dick and a tard.

Jon Stewart is the world's biggest dicktard.

see also Bill Maher,Sean Penn and David Spade

by ponce killer September 21, 2005

Dicktard

A person with a limp dick.

“Hey girl! How’s your sex life?”

“It’s okay, I guess. My boyfriend can’t get his penis erect.”

“OMG! He’s such a dicktard!”

by Trysdale January 23, 2018

Dicktarded

Slang for erectile dysfunction

I heard Jim is dicktarded

by Trent is wasting his life November 30, 2019

DickTard

Someone who is being a dick in a retarded manner

Perry: Oi Tim stop being a dicktard to Tony

by WhoretoReporto April 10, 2019

ducky the dicktard

The name for he/she who likes to tease your boner or hornyness

Girl:hey babe
Boy:aaaaah your so ducky the dicktard

by Dingy don't January 28, 2018