dicksturbating

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

by D Flawless April 3, 2019

Dickstamp

A Dickstamp is just a common insult coined by Jonathan S. that is thrown into the group of insults such as Shitstain, Asswipe, etc... It is basically just a nonsense word that sounds offensive, and used alot while driving, and you are un-happy with surrounding drivers.

"That Dickstamp just cut me off!!!"

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 6, 2007

dickstracted

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.

The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.

by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

dickstract

a miss pronunciation for distraction.

Jennifer is such a dickstract

by God of definition April 21, 2017

dicksturb

When a guy is constantly wanting to have sex and trying to seduce an uninterested person into it.

"Dude, back off. You're totally dicksturbing me right now!"

by Mikey Wai June 30, 2009

dickotomy

A man who has completely opposite physical and mental effects on a woman. For example, a complete asshole that makes your legs shake. Or, an amazing soul that makes you swoon, but has a tic-tac.

"I can't believe I'm calling up this dickotomy again, but I'm feeling lonely tonight."

by ImRealIThink July 23, 2019

mr dickster

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had

Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009