Dicksling

similar to a banana hammock; one who slings dick (Dickslinger); difficult situation to get out of

I got myself into a real dicksling

by thompkinsbrian June 9, 2009

Dicksplacement

Where a man's penis (and/or testis) are placed in an awkward position thus straining it and causing him discomfort.

"Nah mate I don't think you should buy those jeans they look a bit tight."
"Yeah they're giving me dicksplacement. I have one ball above my dick and one below."
"Yeah like a division sign."

by Woody1990 November 16, 2009

dicksplay

a display of dicks

She was so enthralled by the dicksplay at the sex museum, she told all her girlfriends it was a must see!

by GlazeHer July 27, 2016

dickspin

A dick or penis that is used to give spins

Your girlfriend is very light and during sex you spin her on your dick "she" is a dickspin

by Ronbearpaw October 6, 2005

dickaplin

to discipline a woman by slaping her in the face with your penis, usually done during sexual intercourse

That's in woman, get over here so I can dickaplin ya!

by Drache Von Stahl July 10, 2003

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

dickslaping

{dickslaped}

the act of being bossed, or pushed around.

My boss was dickslapping me around all day today
At work, i was dickslaped every which way

by NO MAM August 22, 2005