dick sniff

From the title its obvious

You dick sniff
hhaahahaha

by Ben and kesh April 22, 2005

dickshift

stuck acting like a dickhead, acting in a way that nobody likes, said to be stuck in "dick shift"

A friend has been acting rude to you all day and you confront them about it.

"Man get out dickshift! nobody likes you right now."

by Mach Zahoney October 26, 2009

Dicksnipe

When one female is jealous of another female and she takes that female's man.

That bitch just dicksniped me.

by wicked jey February 11, 2009

Dickshift

To shift your attitude aftering being a huge dick or someone you're not.

Dickshift your attitude, you sound like your mother.

Stop being such a Dickshift, grind your gears the other way.

Omg Becky, your Dickshift attitude is showing!

by UraWizerdHerry February 7, 2017

Dickshift

A hair knot (or bun) tied top of the females head. This acts as a shifting tool for when the male counter part wants the female to vacuum their pork sword (or inhale their Richard, oh what have you?)

Lisa: Richard do you like my hair down or up?

Richard: I prefer it when you have your dickshift strapped up tight.

Lisa: (sigh) But...but that's how I always have it, I thought you would like something different?

Richard: No, that's the only time I get my two favorite things. My knob slobbed and silence. That is fucking gold!

by SlamBlumpk December 27, 2017

Dicknified

Disturbed, serious, hung and worthy of respect as a result of acting, thinking, speaking like a dick.

Reid said to mark “ rob with his chode is rather in dicknified when he rightly said his mother cant get any cock.

by Mambrihf January 1, 2020

dickshift

When you pretend your dick is the stick in a car and make vroom vroom noises

I dickshifted myself into second gear last night and I had to use the windshield wipers

by EnderShadow10 January 1, 2023