Dickhairtie

Another word for a condom

Babe did you put on a dickhairtie

by Lovemychewedgum December 7, 2019

dickwhilly

when a man recieves oral sex then puts his penis into his partners ear ^_^

damn look how red mandas ear is bryan must have gave her a dickwhilly again...

by dickwhillymasta March 14, 2010

dickphat

The unsightly appearance of a woman with no waist is caused by it's possession. The tummy starts below the titties and goes all the way down to the top of the legs.

"Is she having a kid?"

"No, she's just got serious dickphat"

by DeeJayJD November 23, 2006

dickpaint

paint guys use to paint their dicks so that they're mate will find them more attractive when they have sex

Girl: You lied to me! You told me you stopped painting it...
Boy: What did you expect, baby? We met at a Dickpaint

store!

by 69isthemagicnumber December 13, 2010

dickpalm

A method of rubbing one's dick on his friend's hand employed most commonly by David M.

I am going to fuck your little sister now becuase you dickpalmed me at the concert last week.

by Will Keesler January 5, 2003

dickpirillo

a shameless self promoter without a clue

He started selling his wife's semi nude photo on his website, what a dickpirillo!

by Mustaf Noshimosh March 28, 2002

Dicephalous

A song by He Is Legend. It is the first song on It Hates You on Tragic Hero Records

Dude, Dicephalous kicks ass

by deadlegendary February 19, 2010