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Dickanologist

Someone Whose Able To Know a Real dick from a fake dick you got from off the internet. So therefore, you may not have the DICKONOLOGIST degree, but in my opinion. Everyone is a DICKONOLOGIST.
I know he ain't sending me someone's else dick saying it's his. Let me get on my Dickanologist glasses. This shit ain't right.
by DICKONOLOGIST August 16, 2014
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Dickacologist

A woman that understands the complexity of the penis and can appreciate the many varieties that it comes in. Someone who facilitaes no matter how big or small the penis, the ultimate pleasure experience.
Her explanation of the proper way in performing fallacious acts caused me to believe that she was truly a dickacologist. Dick Penis Fallacious
by BknySb May 9, 2016
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dixologist

A craft cocktail bartender who is purposefully dispassionate towards guests due to autofellatio and self promotion.
"I used to go to Hickory and Holly but the last time I went, the bartender was a total dixologist."
by Tood Smooth August 24, 2021
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Dickological Clock

A middle age man who has not been laid in a while’s need to get laid before it is too late to perform sexually
Andy has not been laid in three years and his dickological clock is ticking and it is really starting to worry him
by Deeper thoughts April 16, 2025
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