Dickcess

The accomplishment of bringing a girl home after a nightout, and penising her.

Ernie: Did you penis that slut girl last night?
Bert: Yes, one of my better dickcesses.

by JustineTobuscus May 17, 2012

dickless prick

just a person that has no dick and is an asshole

Guy: your a fucking loser
You: fuck you ya dickless prick

by beatleboy0717 January 19, 2008

DICKLESS

A person with no genitals or dick 'literally' . A man who is ashamed for obvious reasons to show whatevers lurking underneath his pants.

Sal vitale is a dickless guy whos afraid to show anybody his stump.

by feefce January 16, 2008

Dickless

The state when you lose your boner while you have sex

She did not enjoy since i became dickless

by Wigu2209 April 10, 2019

Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.

Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009

Dickless Clooney

1. A drunken person that is anything BUT Irish, acting like an asshole on St. Patty's day. He must be wearing green, intoxicated, and behaving like a fucking asshole.

Bloke#1 "Who is that arsehole over there?"
Bloke#2 "Some fuckin' wanker"
Bloke#2 "Hey, buddy what is your fuckin' name?"
Asshole "It's St. Patty's Day, Today my name is now Clooney!"
Bloke#1 "Clooney, eh? How about Dickless Clooney! You fucking wanker! Get the fuck out of my fucking face!"

1 hour later
Bloke#2 screams at some drunk Assholes dressed in green "You fucking Dickless Clooney!"

by Anon-in-Il-Again March 3, 2008

dickless

A word to describe men or boys who pick on women or girls to boost their self esteem. These creatures will feed on your insecurities to feel okay about his own. He is generally without any very good friends. This is just a more creative term for an asshole and such.

Boy: You are a flat bitch!
Girl: Take a look of what's in your own pants before you tell me what's in mine dickless!

by +vibes+ June 21, 2014