Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.

Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.

by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012

Dickhacker

A female that tries to stop a man from getting any ass.

Guy 1: Yo man she is a straight dickhacker.. She tried to stop my fuck game bruh..

Guy 2: Yea.. She made me lose this tight little piece ass I was working on.. She straight dickhacking!!

by Tampa Nigha November 16, 2009

Dickhanded

When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped

I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.

by Satansballsakk August 6, 2010

Dickhance

When you want to enhance something with dicks. Example: You are watching a movie/tv show but there are no dicks in it. You would want to "dickhance" that. Usually said over and over again out of frustration when movies/tv shows choose to show female anatomy over male anatomy.

See "enhance" used in Bladerunner for a better understanding.

dickhance..... DICKHANCE... DICKHANCE!!!!!! Why arn't there ever any dicks in movies or TV.. ARGHHHHHH!!!!!

by Sleepallday August 24, 2017

Dickhater

Decatur, Georgia. A nearby town to Atlanta.

Man 1: "Slim pickings tonight at the Trackside."
Man 2: "Well, this *is* Dickhater."

by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

Dickfinger

A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)

So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger

by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009

dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.

guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!

by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005