Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.

Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern

by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011

dickerate

To draw penises all over. Usually done in high school or at parties.

See: dickorate

Dude, he's totally knocked out! Let's dickerate his face!

by Elija2 April 16, 2010

dicklace

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace

Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace

by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013

Dickulate

When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.

"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."

by 2wildchics May 20, 2014

Dickface Joey

The epitome of Dickfacery. Stands at the top of the dickface hirarchy. No single person, nor group of people can surpass this person in dickfacery.

Oh looks Dickface Joey just kicked a box of puppies in front of a moving train.

by Thatoneguy Jones July 27, 2010

dicklatonin

Dick that puts you to sleep.

Dick + Melatonin = dicklatonin

Kayla got some dicklatonin and passed right out!

by Kaybugg5683 July 13, 2020

dickalationship

A relationship where no feelings are involved just straight up dropping dick off everytime

This a dickalationship baby we just just fucking round

by Dreskiigzz November 28, 2021