dicklace

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace

Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace

by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013

Dickfuckeroverdrive

One who fucks dick so fast that they are forced to go into overdrive

Hey andrew, i heard your able to go into a state of Dickfuckeroverdrive

by xavier wells October 18, 2010

Dickface Joey

The epitome of Dickfacery. Stands at the top of the dickface hirarchy. No single person, nor group of people can surpass this person in dickfacery.

Oh looks Dickface Joey just kicked a box of puppies in front of a moving train.

by Thatoneguy Jones July 27, 2010

Dickulate

When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.

"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."

by 2wildchics May 20, 2014

Dickface

An amazing word that describes a person (usually a man) who is being a loser or ignorant.

Justin is acting like a major Dickface

by August7997 May 22, 2016

Dicksnake

When life pulls a dick move and snakes you when you are least expecting it.

Dude 1: how was work bro
Dude 2: not good, my manager showed up unexpectedly and evaluated me when i was just not ready
Dude 1: damn bro she totally dicksnaked you

by TheStorySoFar April 29, 2014

dickfaceuggs

When your girl wants sex but she doesn't want to take off her uggs.

"Man we were about to have sex and obliterate each other but she went all dickfaceuggs on me"

by LoreMcmuffin November 16, 2014