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Dickth

The width of a dick
His dickth was likened to that of a soda can!
by seksaibrownsuga September 8, 2012
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Dicketrie

A form of trickery where you act like a complete and total dick
When playing a game of pool and you purposely snooker someone that is an act of Dicketrie
by JakAthey November 2, 2018
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trink dicket

a slip, usually of paper or cardboard, serving as evidence that the holder has forthcoming free alcohol to be served to their own person or to those they are drinking with.

Named such, by the intended user of said dicket, as a result of over-consumption of alcohol, uncanny ability to make immature jokes or perhaps due to a language learning disability.

Not to be confused with trinket.
V (male) - To you I give my drink ticket. Please acquire for me an alcoholic beverage. A spirit of Mexican origin perhaps.

K (female) - For me, a cold and refreshing Coca-Cola. Many thanks.

L (female) - You`re all loosers. I'll just take these trink dickets and buy myself some more booze.
by The Real V-man (Clad) November 14, 2009
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dicketarian

one who lives off of dick
kerry, jose, and jaja are all dicketarians because they suck dick in the family bathroom at the mall
by elkfgjskfdvnm January 16, 2009
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dickathon

What brady's mom does for a living.
Chris Brady's mom hosted her 50th dickathon on Monday, January 5th, and helped raise $4 for the vaginal discharge foundation.
by Marc Palmer January 5, 2004
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dickthief

Synonym for home wrecker, i.e. a person who cheats with a taken individual with the intentions to break up the relationship, thus making the relationship their own.

Note: Can apply to men as well.
For women:
Bill: I heard that whore Prim is getting it in with Franklin.

Chevy: But he has a girlfriend!

Bill: Yea, she's a real dickthief.
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For men:

Arturo: I heard that slut Francisco is cheating with Paul.

Jimmy: Isn't Silvano his beau though?

Arturo: Damn right girl! What a fucking dickthief.
by James Lipton II November 20, 2011
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dickety-split

when a guy orgasms in a short amount of time.
I fucked Charlie last night and he came dickety-split. :/
by mag$$ February 19, 2017
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