Dirked it up

Leaving the bathroom in an uninhabitable state based on smell.

I can't believe he just Dirked it up... the bathroom smells like he must have had some bad milk at breakfast.

by ceedree April 5, 2011

Upper Dicker

A small village in the south of the UK where it is a daily custom for men to slap dicks in the town square until thou shalt look upon the upper Dicker whom remains once all other dicks have fallen flacid. No homo.

*in local pub* pal. Yesterday came home, had to leave my wife. Guy in pub: what for pal? Only found her in bed with the upper Dicker. I cant compete with that level of virility.

by The brickyard beaver June 1, 2019