DickDonald's

A derogatory nickname for the fast food mega-corporation McDonald's, the restaurant where you can buy a hamburger that contains more salt than you should consume in a week and enough calories to fuel an entire day. Since millions of people have been waking up to the reality that McDonald's food is not fit for human consumption, the company now thrives off of option-starved nighthawks, creating a near monopoly in the after 10-pm food market. It's primary customers now are evening shift workers (and bartenders as well as other service industry workers), drunks coming from the bars at 2 am (in the drive-through, no less). In other words, people who are so hungry and tired, or drunk and stupid that they are practically forced to consume this edible garbage.

Stoner 1 (out of towner) - Where can we get some food around here after our 4:20 session?

Stoner 2 (local) - 7/11 or DickDonald's. Sucks balls, eh?

by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009

Dicklement

The act of complementing a guy on his penis.

Man, at the party last night Tom kept on getting his cock out. He was totally fishing for a dicklement.

by fagmuttonmittenbutton February 19, 2011

dickdamn

Penis is so large that their inner vaginal walls become DAMaged

hello lads, ever heard of Dickdamn? no? read above^
(also, if you've never heard of it, you have a pecker)

by Mongolfruitflop December 30, 2014

Dickimony

When he fucks so good you gunna have to take him to court when you separate or divorce to keep getting fucked like you accustomed to.

He fucked me so good, he ruined my pussy, if we break up imma have to pursue him for dickimony.

by Charmainia July 2, 2017

dickmonger

One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.

That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!

by AV November 24, 2003

dickmonkey

1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.

1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.

by HeteroSapien February 24, 2003

Dickdonald's

A McDonald's meal bought with money acquired from giving a blowjob.

"God damn, that dickdonald's was good. Eating meat made me hungry."

by HermanIsABoomer August 4, 2021