dickalogna

/dikˈalōnē/

noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else

verb - to pontificate and do absolutely nothing useful

adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time

exclamation - used alone or as a noun or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.

The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour long meeting today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!

by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017

dickcorn

When you cut your dick off and tape it to your for head and ram it into your lovers asshole while screaming "rainbows and skittles"

My husband gave me a great dickcorn

by BootyTickler March 1, 2018

dickdown

to put it down physically in the sack with a female

man i had this lil honey over last night & man i gave her the dickdown

by var April 28, 2005

Dickdownable

An Adverb; used to describe a person/thing, whom one would consider having sexual intercourse with.

Damn homie, that girl is so bomb.com. I'd have to agree you, very dickdownable.

by kushmaster909 June 19, 2010

Dicktown

a mystical place where gay guys reminisce about popular celebrities.

Charle's vacationing in dicktown.

by Bitches&Hoes1234 January 2, 2012

dicklong stroke

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.

While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.

by sloth dick September 2, 2015

dickcowboy

A guy that sits on a dick and waves one hand above their head in a circular motion

A guy that owns a cat and a bunch of uneccessary sweaters and sweater vests. This guy also probably owns a cat and dresses the cat up in sweaters. So, to insult this guy, you can use the word dickcowboy

by Grandpa Sussie June 21, 2008