Contra-dickhead

Someone who stupidly contradicts themselves, usually in a complete state of idiotic behaviour.

When I fell asleep on the couch, my wife said "Wake up! Time to go to sleep." I called her a contra-dickhead. I then had to sleep on the couch anyway.

by scottyD21 September 9, 2011

dickbeaters

hands (male)

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!

by The Sarge November 14, 2003

Dickhead

a walking penis capable of intelligent speech.

You are a dickhead!

by Bobtha Rapest June 19, 2010

Dickhead

A person that crosses the line too much

He is a dickhead

by Joker2009 December 7, 2016

Dickhead

A stupid, irritating, or ridiculous person.

Maxwell: "Adrian you are so fat!"
Adrian: "You are such a dickhead bruv!"

by fearbreaker911 May 8, 2019

Dickhead Pants

Baggy high waisted jeans women think are cool, but are not.

Mom jeans that make hot women look like fat divorcees.

"Damn, she is fine!"
'Yeah...but she's got them dickhead pants on. Hard pass.'

by Twinkletits2017 March 31, 2021

Captain dickhead

Some one who's being really mean or a show off Or some one just really stupid

Justin beaver is a captain dickhead

by goddangitdude32 February 3, 2012