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dickopotamus

Someone who is an achingly over-bearing asshole in massive proportions that you just can't stand.
Hey, do you know Tom?
That dude is such a dickopotamus.
by Angel_star March 27, 2010
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Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.
Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.
by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008
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Dickboots

The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.
Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.
by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011
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dickopath

Someone who is such a psychotic fucklord of a human being, that their indicated psychoses leads them into being a total and utter dick. Not just a regular dick either, but a sopping, pus-filled, wart-riddled cockmonster.
What happened to turn you into such a dickopath, Dad?
by EvCrock September 5, 2017
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dickopthia

Seeing phallic shapes (dicks) in everything
'That tree looks like a penis!'
No dude, it doesn't. You just suffer from dickopthia
by Bojanglewangle June 3, 2019
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dicktop

To paint a penis on the roof of abuilding in the hope a google maps plane or similar will see it and or photograph it. Originated from cNet's podcast the 404.
LOL! I dicktoped my house and now its on google earth
by graymalkin May 7, 2009
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DickBomb

A term that refers to someone who has really effed with your chi. Most commonly used when you can't think of anything more insulting to say.
(guy cuts liz off in traffic)
liz: errr...ummmm...DICKBOMB!
abby: yeah--you're gonna explode your dick!
by Lizzie DoubleU February 4, 2009
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