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Dickture

Dick picture, picture of one's penis.
"How big is it? Send me a dickture."

"You should see the dickture he snapped me today."
by Kellstar1 June 2, 2014
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duckitude

Duckitude/duk-e-tood/n.\adj
1. A duck with attitude
2. The attitude of a duck
3. The extreme measures of the inner duck
4. Elite skills which ducks use to find their precise way around difficult situations
5. The ability of a ducks inner conscience
by kl_ducks January 28, 2005
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dickture

Hey look, Rob just posted a dickture on his myspace, only a matter of time until he gets deleted.
by Jason Lasik October 14, 2005
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Dicktitude

Referring to the male of the human species when he's being a jerk or a tool and he's giving attitude as if he's experiencing male PMS.
Or: When a male thinks he's "all that"
I was trying to be reasonable with him but he had such Dicktitude that he was impossible to deal with!

He approached me with such Dicktitude that it was easy for me to turn him down.
by CydInSLC January 18, 2011
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Dickade

(dick-aid)
a decade of male friendship
Holy shit I just realized we've known each other for a Dickade
by McFap Fap Fap November 18, 2011
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Dicknature

Writing your signature in such a way that it resembles an erect penis.
Barack Obama has a great dicknature.
by rossomatik December 21, 2017
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Dickade

1. (noun) The span of time during a male's life between the ages of 20 and 30 (approximately a decade) by which they act childish, juvenile, play the field, sleep around, know it all, drink or party excessively, and are incapable of monogamy or commitment. It is after this time that a male is at a more mature stage in life, ready for marriage or long-term relationships. They have overcome the need to be reckless and are truly ready to be adults.
2. (noun) A negative term describing a male to acting like they are in their 20s by which they act childish, juvenile, play the field, sleep around, know it all, drink or party excessively, and are incapable of monogamy or commitment.
1. "That guy is totally stuck in a dickade. He needs to grow up."

2. "What a dickade! He needs to stop partying every night and sleeping around!"
by Morrigan Luchtman November 14, 2018
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