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Dickalingus

Playing the skin flute like a pro

Performing fellatio like its a language of love

Polite way of saying blowjob

Opposite of Cunnilingus
Jessica does dickalingus like a second language
by sambomac84 January 16, 2015
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Dickdrip

The ultimate insult. It is used for a person that causes complete disgust. It parallels a diseased penis. It can be used for either gender because the it is not referring to the dick itself, but rather the drip caused by the diseased penis.
Person 1; "You are an offense to humanity, to civilization, to everything that is wholesome."
Person 2; "That may be true, but you are nothing but a dickdrip."
by sexmykeyboard January 1, 2010
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Dickerick

A limerick poem written with or about a penis.
There once was a penis named Fred
Who had a rotund little head
And in perfect time
The head begat slime
All over my Auntie Jean's bed

"Kelly, why do you always face the wall when you write?"
"I can't help it mom, I don't like it when you watch me make my dickericks."
by Emerson44 September 3, 2016
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Dickrich

to be rich with dick; must only be used when in the presence of 4 or more dicks.
Dude this party is so dickrich - let's bail and find some chicks.

There is no way I'm going to be dickrich on a Saturday night - I'm going to a strip club.

I can't stand being so dickrich all the time. I need more female friends.
by Iamgreater July 9, 2009
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dickaroo

Australian slang for fucking someones brains out, or giving them a sweet hunk of dick.
Dean is such a butt fag. I'll give him the old dickaroo because I know he loves that Ausi cock mate. Eat my cock bitch!!! Cheerio mate!
by Stevo Ausibalz November 24, 2007
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Dickbritter

Someone who sits next to you in an area with many open seats available. Appropriate for movies, sporting events, bars and airport lounge.
I was the only one in the movie and someone pulled a dickbritter and sat in front or beside me.
by Limerickdude February 2, 2013
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dickalingus

Jessica knows dickalingus its like a second language
by sambomac84 January 16, 2015
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