dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.

1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!

by beavermaster April 23, 2014

Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold

I accidentally did the cum dick poop

by Coop poop March 3, 2021

poop dick

A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.

Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

Poop Dick Mouth

When someone has anal sex with some ugly bitch and she sucks his dick right after. Later her and some other guy hook up and he kisses her poopy dick mouth, thusly receiving the poop dick mouth.

Puffins are more prone to poop dick mouth than most other animals.

That guy justin got the poop dick mouth

i dont wanna hang out with that lady anymore she got the poop dick mouth

by Mooooop February 21, 2011

Post pool dick

When you get out of the pool and you get temporary micro penis.

"Been married 6 years a d my wife has still never seen my post pool dick."

by "The" Ben L. June 30, 2017

poop dick

The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.

I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.

by A. King. January 17, 2005

poopie dick

The term used to describe the penis after its been in a butthole.

I put it in that girls butt and I got poopie dick.

by Darren Blatt August 25, 2006