bomb ass dick

That dick that completely overwhelms his significant other. Typically belongs to a Joseph. Also known as God's Dick.

Holy shit, my boyfriend, Joseph, makes me cum so hard because he has that bomb ass dick.

by Yeetskeetbeatmymeat April 26, 2017

Dick Bombing

The act of drawing a penis in pen on your finger to stamp on another's paper.

Guy 1: I'm gonna draw a dick on my finger to Dick Bomb Jeff!
Guy 2: Sick Dick Bombing, dude!

by Lyndon P. August 4, 2017

dick bombing

When your receive a surprise picture of a dick from one of your bro dudes!

Copyright #dickbomb

Bob: yo dude I got dick bombed so many times yesterday through Facebook.
#dick bombing

by #alysonemilykiran January 22, 2015

Dickbomb

To crash a party with a sausage entourage.

Dude, the party was bumpin' until someone dropped a dickbomb. It totally fucked up the male-to-female ratio.

by incudal August 4, 2010

DickBomb

A term that refers to someone who has really effed with your chi. Most commonly used when you can't think of anything more insulting to say.

(guy cuts liz off in traffic)
liz: errr...ummmm...DICKBOMB!
abby: yeah--you're gonna explode your dick!

by Lizzie DoubleU February 4, 2009

dickbomb

Someone who is a big dumb jerk

Zen is always acting like a dickbomb.

by MsThang March 31, 2005

Dickbomb

An onslaught of slang words for "penis" unleashed via text message by a group of bros to another bro who bailed on or could not make a party, night of drinking, or other bro event. Generally a total of approximately 35-50 text messages, each containing a different variation of "penis", will be sent to the non-present bro's phone.

"Dude, where's Josh?"

"He bailed. He's watching Love Actually with Jen tonight."

"We need to dickbomb him."

by TheBiscuits January 2, 2012