Roll the dice

To give a hand job. Comes from the popular dance gesture throwing dice, which usually just ends up looking like a handy.

Guy 1: She's gonna roll the dice for me, if you know what I mean.
Guy 2: YAHTZEE!

by Muracle Whip, Kpo & She-wog November 24, 2010

Roll your dice

To masturbate. Comes from the way someone shakes their hand while rolling a dice.

That bitch Donovan loves to roll the dice.

by Nasty November 24, 2003

roll the dice

To masturbate. The term is used particularly to refer to male masturbation(jacking off), since the action of pulling on and fondling one's own penis or testicles often looks like actually rolling a pair of dice.

I was rolling my dice at those tig ol bitties on that hot broad who was giving me a private lap dance.

by Mark H September 6, 2004

Roll and dice

This a jamaican term created in 2010 which means direspecting, tricking and scaming an individual

"The lotto scammer roll and diced the young woman"

"he was sent to the principal because he had roll and dice the teacher"

by College yute November 2, 2012

Roll the Dice

Ejaculating in a female every time during sexual intercourse, completely ignoring the fact of fertility.

Sean never pulls out. He will always roll the dice!

by hatreds December 3, 2010

Roll your dice.

The vinegar strokes, to feed the Ducks, knocking one out, choke the Chicken, beat the meat, bash the bishop, spank the plank, shake hands with the vicar, one off the cuff, wanking, Masturbation.

Nothing on telly again? Why don't you go up to your room and roll your dice?

by Neil November 24, 2003

roll the dice

To take a shit. Often used with people who commonly say "drop a deuce". When they are still confused by your urbanized pluralization of the word deuce you can confuse them futher by saying that you are about to play craps.

Alright guys, I'm out...bout to go roll the dice...Then proceed to the bathroom to take a dump.

by kangaroozach October 26, 2007