diblet

Short small annoying person. The kind of guy who has a really high voice and rambles about nothing. The kind of guy you can't see if hes right next to you because he is so short.

"Hi guys (voice breaks nearest window)" other people "where did that come from". "Down here" says diblet brett. "Oh there you are". Says peers who snicker

by ballin23 March 17, 2008

Dilbert Special

The ancient art of cock-blocking yourself. This can be anything from what you say, to what you do around a female you are interested in. Basically, any self-sabotage that will take you from getting a girl, to getting nothing.

Generally done whilst out drinking in a bar/club, but occasionally it can extend to choices made whilst sober, like canceling a date to go out drinking with mates, or saying the wrong thing whilst out on a date.

While trying for a threesome: 'There's a way we can all win here' - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in conversation whilst out drinking: 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your boobs' - Epically - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in sober conversation on a date: 'Women can't play sports, I thought everyone knew that?' - Sober Dilbert special

by The Avengerer October 4, 2010

killer diller

A musician that really plays all out. Especially a horn player. From the big band era.

Man, he's really killer diller on that trumpet.

by chalk757 July 28, 2004

dible

1. the feeling of being slapped in the face with a bloody tampon.

2. the satisfied feeling after performing a dirty sexual act.

Mary was simply dible after masturbating to Carl's buttercups.

by courtney paige August 23, 2006

dible

1. the feeling of being slapped in the face with a bloody tampon.

2. the satisfied feeling after performing a dirty sexual act.

Mary was simply dible after masturbating to Carl's buttercups.

by courtney paige August 24, 2006

Dilbertesque

(adj) resembling an office environment like the one depicted in Dilbert strips, used esp. of managment trends or specific situations that have been mocked in the strips

I knew it was going to be a long day when I discovered the office printer had been moved into my already-cramped cubicle. This wouldn't have been so bad, except that my coworkers seemed to think it was now my job to deliver them the documents they were sending to the printer, but when my boss asked me to bring him the printed copy of the email I had just sent to him from my desk, it was downright Dilbertesque.

by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

dilbertron

dilberttron is a person with an IQ equal to einstein and is also really strong and muscular, he is friends with farter mc carter and co-CEO ofBomben inc.

dilbertron will tron you out of existance if you dare cross lines with the gangnam gang, of which he is the founder and one of three CEOS.

damn dilbertron is really cool with his rage bomben

by tron himself 583 May 10, 2020