Fat dobber

Someone who is a very harsh person. If they where a god they would be thor

However it could also be a term to describe anyone called Cameron.

"Thor that fat dobber!".
"Dobber!".

"Cameron you fat gay dobber."

"Sam you fat dobber."

by Tyler the crank. May 28, 2019

Lubber Dubber

Lubber Dubber - The etymology of the word derives from the Ancient Scythian demon goddess of stupidity called "Jeanne". In antiquity, "Jeanne" would seduce Scythian tribesmen into the Northern woods, and unleash her powers of "ugly inbred fatass" on them while chanting "Lubber Dubber" which would immediately stupidify their minds. Once the demon goddess Jeanne chanted "Lubber Dubber" on her unsuspecting victims, their ability to think, reason, do science, use logic, was vanquished, and a state of what would be commonly known today as mental retardation. Thus "Lubber Dubber" is a commonly used term that is often interpreted as "I don't use my brain", or "I am a mindless stupid monkey", although those who use the "Lubber Dubber" motif, ought not insult monkeys , as the chimps levels of intelligence, are clearly much higher.

Who is considered the father of the modern scientific method?

"I don't know nuthin about that stuff, LUBBER DUBBER".

Ok, it is considered to be Sir Francis Bacon, but observable scientific practice goes back to Aristotle, and Science in the West, is thought to have generally been derived alongside many conjecture based natural philosophies, from such figures as Thales of Miletus, or Heraclitus of Ephesus, etc. . .

Who is your favorite character in Human History?

"Edward". You mean King Edward??? No, silly Goat Poop Eating Edward, LUBBER DUBBER!!!"

by The Philosopher July 9, 2014

jobby dobber

"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".

"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).

by Chaz Dik Slitz April 1, 2014

Flubber Dubber

Another word for condom.

Daddy did u bring protection, yep brought my Flubber Dubbers

by XxCtrl_Alt_BushxX November 15, 2018

Dilbert

(n) 1. the main character in the comic strip of the same name, created by Scott Adams, depicting an empolyee who works in a cubicle for a clueless boss at a large company
2. any real-life office employee who embodies some characteristics of the Dilbert character
3. a loser

See also: Dilbertesque

The young Dilbert tried in vain to sell his boss on the new technology, but his boss told him to shut up and consider himself lucky he even HAS a Coleco.

by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

dobber

a dobber is a penis. Used in Glasgow and the surrounding places instead of saying 'Ya cock', ya dick etc.

Get tae fuck ya dobber.

by Iguy July 13, 2004

dibert

To have sex in a school stairwell.

Tom: "Where were you last period?"
Jim: "I was diberting Mrs. H in the art stairwell."

by The Dibert King June 7, 2016